"Yeah, and stuck-on meatloaf and yellow rubber gloves," Max says, "I think I'm glad I passed on that one."

And he thinks that both of their parents would argue that driving a cab's not much better. Frankly, it's kind of a double standard and pretty unfair. He's learning plenty about life from the driver's seat; a hell of a lot more than he was learning in Princeton lecture halls, that's for sure.